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Will all current members and people wishing to join the B.A.A.S please join us in Yates Wine Lodge, Doncaster, where each new member as well as all existing members will have to take part in the weekly ritual of either: 1- Downing a full bottle of the cheapest most horrible wine currently on sale. (usually the cheapest) Or 2- Down a full pint of any Alcoholic Beverage, but you are only permitted to use your teeth.
This is then followed by a tour of Doncaster's least expensive Public Houses with members again being reminded that a Pint should and will not ever cost more than £1.20.
Any member of the group found to be paying over and above this amount for a drink of any description will be severely reprimanded (Rich will probably maim you with a Glass, or Slim might try and Eat you!)
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